Jumat, 30 April 2010
Kata Parto enakan Ibu...
Nama nama para pelaku adalah rekaan semata.
Disuatu sudut di kota Jakarta tinggal sebuah keluarga yang kelihatannya cukup bahagia.
Rumah bagus dengan halaman luas, punya mobil mewah, Seorang Istri yang cantik dan bekerja pada sebuah Perusahaan bonafid, dua orang anak yang sedang lucu lucunya, seorang Pembantu bernama Inem dan seorang Supir pribadi bernama Parto.
Mungkin dikarenakan pekerjaan si Istri yang sangat sibuk (maklum Executive Secretary) sehingga sering pulang malam dan dalam keadaan sangat lelah. Setelah sampai dirumah paling si Istri hanya sempat melihat kedua anaknya yang sudah tidur dikamar lalu mandi dan pamit pada suaminya yang sedang nonton Teve untuk tidur.
Sehingga walaupun si suami sudah tidak kuliah lagi (sudah bekerja) tapi akhirnya dia mendapat gelar S3 (Sebulan Sekali Setor). untuk satu atau dua bulan memang dia masih bisa bertahan tapi lama kelamaan dia jadi uring uringan juga. Akhirnya dia putuskan untuk cari sasaran lain.
Setelah pikir punya pikir akhirnya pilihan jatuh pada Inem (sang Pembantu) selain biaya murah juga untuk meminimkan resiko AIDS.
Setelah berjalan sekian lama suatu saat si pembantu (P) tanya pada sang Majikan (M).
P : Pak, saya enak mana sama Ibu...?
M : Yachhh... Jelas enak kamu dong Nem..!
P : Ach... Masa sih Pak, bukannya enak Ibu..?
M : Kan Saya udah sering bilang jauh lebih enak kamu...!
dengan lugunya Inem berkata "Tapi Kata Parto kok Lebih enakan Ibu..."
Disuatu sudut di kota Jakarta tinggal sebuah keluarga yang kelihatannya cukup bahagia.
Rumah bagus dengan halaman luas, punya mobil mewah, Seorang Istri yang cantik dan bekerja pada sebuah Perusahaan bonafid, dua orang anak yang sedang lucu lucunya, seorang Pembantu bernama Inem dan seorang Supir pribadi bernama Parto.
Mungkin dikarenakan pekerjaan si Istri yang sangat sibuk (maklum Executive Secretary) sehingga sering pulang malam dan dalam keadaan sangat lelah. Setelah sampai dirumah paling si Istri hanya sempat melihat kedua anaknya yang sudah tidur dikamar lalu mandi dan pamit pada suaminya yang sedang nonton Teve untuk tidur.
Sehingga walaupun si suami sudah tidak kuliah lagi (sudah bekerja) tapi akhirnya dia mendapat gelar S3 (Sebulan Sekali Setor). untuk satu atau dua bulan memang dia masih bisa bertahan tapi lama kelamaan dia jadi uring uringan juga. Akhirnya dia putuskan untuk cari sasaran lain.
Setelah pikir punya pikir akhirnya pilihan jatuh pada Inem (sang Pembantu) selain biaya murah juga untuk meminimkan resiko AIDS.
Setelah berjalan sekian lama suatu saat si pembantu (P) tanya pada sang Majikan (M).
P : Pak, saya enak mana sama Ibu...?
M : Yachhh... Jelas enak kamu dong Nem..!
P : Ach... Masa sih Pak, bukannya enak Ibu..?
M : Kan Saya udah sering bilang jauh lebih enak kamu...!
dengan lugunya Inem berkata "Tapi Kata Parto kok Lebih enakan Ibu..."
3 orang suami, memiliki istri aneh
Ada percakapan 3 orang suami:
Suami pertama : "Saya heran, istri saya kok tingkah nya aneh-aneh, masa dia bilang ingin beli DVD player, padahal TV aja kita gak punya..."
Suami kedua : "Istri saya lebih aneh lagi, Pak, maksa-maksa minta beli tabung gas, padahal kompor di rumah kami masih kompor minyak..."
Suami ketiga : "Wah, istri saya paling aneh banget, Pak, dia bilang mau tugas keluar kota, dia bawa 10 kondom pak, bayangin, Pak, 10 buah, dia ga mikir apa ya? Mau dipasang dimana itu kondom? dia kan wanita..."
Suami pertama : "Saya heran, istri saya kok tingkah nya aneh-aneh, masa dia bilang ingin beli DVD player, padahal TV aja kita gak punya..."
Suami kedua : "Istri saya lebih aneh lagi, Pak, maksa-maksa minta beli tabung gas, padahal kompor di rumah kami masih kompor minyak..."
Suami ketiga : "Wah, istri saya paling aneh banget, Pak, dia bilang mau tugas keluar kota, dia bawa 10 kondom pak, bayangin, Pak, 10 buah, dia ga mikir apa ya? Mau dipasang dimana itu kondom? dia kan wanita..."
perintah majikan
Seorang suami yang sangat otoriter namun sangat perhatian sama istrinya mendapat tugas belajar selama setahun di eropa. Seperti biasa sebelum dia pergi, dia selalu mengingatkan para pembantunya untuk mengerjakan tugasnya masing-masing tanpa perlu menunggu perintah darinya.
Berhubung mereka baru mempekerjakan seorang tukang kebun baru, maka dia menjelaskan panjang lebar mengenai tugasnya. Maklum orang baru dari desa, maka agak sedikit sulit untuk membiasakan diri dikota apalagi dengan tugasnya yang agak tidak biasa itu.
Suami : "Kamu mengerti semua tugasmu Paijo?"
Paijo : "Sampun doro"
Suami : "Ya..Saya pergi dulu. Jangan lupa lagi tugasmu ya"
Paijo : "Engge doro"
Setahun kemudian, sang suami pulang dan alangkah terkejutnya dia ketika melihat istrinya sedang hamil. Belum sempat ia berbicara, istrinya sudah langsung membentak.
Istri : "Papaaa...!!! Papa pesan apa sama si Paijo sebelum berangkat!"
Suami : "Eng...eh...anu.. apa yach?"
Istri : "Si Paijo dah berani kurang ajar, kalo lagi hujan!. Katanya, semuanya pesan dari Papa!"
Suami : "Pesan apa? yang mana?
Istri : "Paijo... sini cepat!"
Paijo : "Sampun doro.! Ada apa?"(..bingung..)
Istri : "Paijo dipesen apa sama bapak?"
Paijo : "Anu doro! kata bapak, kalo hujan dan si iyem lagi ga ada, kamu harus cepat angkat baju, dan burungmu masukin kedalam kandang ibu!"
Suami : (..marah..)"Dasar pembantu begok, yang saya suruh kalo hujan dan si iyem lagi ga ada, kandang burungnya diangkat kedalam dan baju ibu kamu masukin"
Iyem : (..Cengengesan..)dalem hati :"Sukurin, makanya perintah doro jangan selalu kamu turutin, kalo saya mau nurutin anak saya sekarang bisa duapuluh"
Berhubung mereka baru mempekerjakan seorang tukang kebun baru, maka dia menjelaskan panjang lebar mengenai tugasnya. Maklum orang baru dari desa, maka agak sedikit sulit untuk membiasakan diri dikota apalagi dengan tugasnya yang agak tidak biasa itu.
Suami : "Kamu mengerti semua tugasmu Paijo?"
Paijo : "Sampun doro"
Suami : "Ya..Saya pergi dulu. Jangan lupa lagi tugasmu ya"
Paijo : "Engge doro"
Setahun kemudian, sang suami pulang dan alangkah terkejutnya dia ketika melihat istrinya sedang hamil. Belum sempat ia berbicara, istrinya sudah langsung membentak.
Istri : "Papaaa...!!! Papa pesan apa sama si Paijo sebelum berangkat!"
Suami : "Eng...eh...anu.. apa yach?"
Istri : "Si Paijo dah berani kurang ajar, kalo lagi hujan!. Katanya, semuanya pesan dari Papa!"
Suami : "Pesan apa? yang mana?
Istri : "Paijo... sini cepat!"
Paijo : "Sampun doro.! Ada apa?"(..bingung..)
Istri : "Paijo dipesen apa sama bapak?"
Paijo : "Anu doro! kata bapak, kalo hujan dan si iyem lagi ga ada, kamu harus cepat angkat baju, dan burungmu masukin kedalam kandang ibu!"
Suami : (..marah..)"Dasar pembantu begok, yang saya suruh kalo hujan dan si iyem lagi ga ada, kandang burungnya diangkat kedalam dan baju ibu kamu masukin"
Iyem : (..Cengengesan..)dalem hati :"Sukurin, makanya perintah doro jangan selalu kamu turutin, kalo saya mau nurutin anak saya sekarang bisa duapuluh"
jauhi istri saya!
Di sebuah desa, seorang pria mendatangi rumah seorang petani, kemudian mengetuk pintu. Ketika istri petani itu membuka pintu, pria itu bertanya apakah wanita itu mengerti cara berbungan seks dengan baik.
Mendengar pertanyaan seperti itu, tentu saja istri petani menjadi marah dan berkata, "Pergi kamu!!" hardiknya sambil membanting pintu.
Keesokannya pria itu kembali mendatangi rumah petani dan kembali bertemu dengan istri petani. Dia bertanya dengan pertanyaan yang sama, Istri petani kembali marah dan membanting pintu.
Malam harinya, istri petani melaporkan kejadian itu pada suaminya. Keesokannya suaminya tidak berangkat ke ladang. Dia bersembunyi dibalik kursi sambil memegang sebuah golok terhunus.
Seperti sudah diduga sebelumnya, pria yang sama kembali datang dengan pertanyaan yang sama, "Apakah nyonya tahu cara berhubungan seks yang benar?"
Wanita itu menjawab, "Ya, saya tahu. Lalu kenapa?"
Pria itu menjawab, "Wah, bagus. Kalau begitu buktikan pada suami nyonya. Jangan lupa beritahukan agar dia menjauhi istri saya!"
Mendengar pertanyaan seperti itu, tentu saja istri petani menjadi marah dan berkata, "Pergi kamu!!" hardiknya sambil membanting pintu.
Keesokannya pria itu kembali mendatangi rumah petani dan kembali bertemu dengan istri petani. Dia bertanya dengan pertanyaan yang sama, Istri petani kembali marah dan membanting pintu.
Malam harinya, istri petani melaporkan kejadian itu pada suaminya. Keesokannya suaminya tidak berangkat ke ladang. Dia bersembunyi dibalik kursi sambil memegang sebuah golok terhunus.
Seperti sudah diduga sebelumnya, pria yang sama kembali datang dengan pertanyaan yang sama, "Apakah nyonya tahu cara berhubungan seks yang benar?"
Wanita itu menjawab, "Ya, saya tahu. Lalu kenapa?"
Pria itu menjawab, "Wah, bagus. Kalau begitu buktikan pada suami nyonya. Jangan lupa beritahukan agar dia menjauhi istri saya!"
Cowok Batak dan Cewek Jawa
Ada seorang pria Batak sedang pacaran dengan seorang wanita Jawa, seperti biasanya orang sedang pacaran ingin bermesraan:
Cowok Batak: "Adik kamu cantik deh sambil mau pegang tangannya si perempuan"
Cewek Jawa : "Ah bang jangan kesusu" (jangan terburu-buru )
Cowok Batak: (Sambil meneruskan ngobrolnya mencoba memegang Pundak sang pacar)
Cewek Jawa : "Ah bang jangan kesusu" (jangan terburu-buru)
Cowok Batak: "Dik rambut kau indah sekali sambil membelai rambutnya."
Cewek Jawa : "Ah abang jangan kesusu toh"
Cowok Batak: "Eh adik Kau itu perempuan atau anjing sih kok susu kau dimana-mana..." (sambil geram)
Cowok Batak: "Adik kamu cantik deh sambil mau pegang tangannya si perempuan"
Cewek Jawa : "Ah bang jangan kesusu" (jangan terburu-buru )
Cowok Batak: (Sambil meneruskan ngobrolnya mencoba memegang Pundak sang pacar)
Cewek Jawa : "Ah bang jangan kesusu" (jangan terburu-buru)
Cowok Batak: "Dik rambut kau indah sekali sambil membelai rambutnya."
Cewek Jawa : "Ah abang jangan kesusu toh"
Cowok Batak: "Eh adik Kau itu perempuan atau anjing sih kok susu kau dimana-mana..." (sambil geram)
menabung
Bendol terbangun saat orangtuanya membuatkannya adik. "Ayah lagi ngapain?" tanya bendol yang baru bisa bicara.
"Oh, ini namanya nabung, kan bendol juga punya tabungan sendiri" jawab ayah bendol sekenanya,karena kaget.
Saat bendol masuk playgrup,pada materi gemar menabung,bendol disinyalir mempunyai kelainan sex oleh gurunya.
Pasalnya bendol selalu berusaha memasukkan burungnya ke dalam celengan ayamnya dan semua celengan teman-temanya yang semuanya berbentuk binatang.
"Oh, ini namanya nabung, kan bendol juga punya tabungan sendiri" jawab ayah bendol sekenanya,karena kaget.
Saat bendol masuk playgrup,pada materi gemar menabung,bendol disinyalir mempunyai kelainan sex oleh gurunya.
Pasalnya bendol selalu berusaha memasukkan burungnya ke dalam celengan ayamnya dan semua celengan teman-temanya yang semuanya berbentuk binatang.
mahasiswi psikologi menyamar di sebuah bar
Seorang gadis, hitam manis, duduk di sebuah bar...
"Permisi, boleh saya mentraktir anda minum?", tawar seorang laki-laki muda menghampirinya.
"Apa? Ke hotel?", teriak si gadis.
"Bukan, bukan. Jangan salah paham. Saya hanya menawari minuman..."
"Kau meminta aku menemanimu ke hotel?" teriak si gadis lebis keras. Merasa ditolak, dengan perasaan malu, laki2-laki muda itu beringsut dan duduk di sudut ruangan.
Semua orang di bar menatap laki-laki itu dengan sinis dan mencibir.
Beberapa menit kemudian, si gadis menghampiri si laki-laki muda itu. "Maafkan saya. Saya sedang menyamar. Sebenarnya, saya adalah seorang mahasiswa psikologi yang sedang mempelajari tingkah laku manusia di situiasi yang tidak dikehendakinya."
Silaki-laki menatap dengan tampang dingin. Kemudian berteriak dengan amat kerasnya, "Berapa? Dua ratus ribu??!!!?"
"Permisi, boleh saya mentraktir anda minum?", tawar seorang laki-laki muda menghampirinya.
"Apa? Ke hotel?", teriak si gadis.
"Bukan, bukan. Jangan salah paham. Saya hanya menawari minuman..."
"Kau meminta aku menemanimu ke hotel?" teriak si gadis lebis keras. Merasa ditolak, dengan perasaan malu, laki2-laki muda itu beringsut dan duduk di sudut ruangan.
Semua orang di bar menatap laki-laki itu dengan sinis dan mencibir.
Beberapa menit kemudian, si gadis menghampiri si laki-laki muda itu. "Maafkan saya. Saya sedang menyamar. Sebenarnya, saya adalah seorang mahasiswa psikologi yang sedang mempelajari tingkah laku manusia di situiasi yang tidak dikehendakinya."
Silaki-laki menatap dengan tampang dingin. Kemudian berteriak dengan amat kerasnya, "Berapa? Dua ratus ribu??!!!?"
Mama mau meninggal
Budi yang masih polos bertanya pada papanya, "Papa, kok di dada mama ada dua buah balon ya?"
Papanya yang tidak mau repot menjawab pertanyaan Budi seenaknya menjawab, "Iya nak, nanti kalau mama meninggal, balon itu bisa ditiup supaya dia mudah terbang ke surga."
Dua hari kemudian, papanya Budi yang sedang kerja di kantor ditelpon oleh Budi.
"Papa...papa...." kata Budi sambil sesenggukan.
"Kenapa nak? Kok kamu nangis sedih gitu?"
"Mama mau meninggal..."
"HAH?! Kenapa??" (sambil bergegas bersiap pulang ke rumah).
"Iya... tadi mama dipangku sama om Beni di rumah sebelah, trus om Beni niup balonnya Mama..... dan mama napasnya merintih sambil berdoa,"OH TUHAN...... AKU HAMPIR SAMPAI...!!!!!" "
"...???"
Papanya yang tidak mau repot menjawab pertanyaan Budi seenaknya menjawab, "Iya nak, nanti kalau mama meninggal, balon itu bisa ditiup supaya dia mudah terbang ke surga."
Dua hari kemudian, papanya Budi yang sedang kerja di kantor ditelpon oleh Budi.
"Papa...papa...." kata Budi sambil sesenggukan.
"Kenapa nak? Kok kamu nangis sedih gitu?"
"Mama mau meninggal..."
"HAH?! Kenapa??" (sambil bergegas bersiap pulang ke rumah).
"Iya... tadi mama dipangku sama om Beni di rumah sebelah, trus om Beni niup balonnya Mama..... dan mama napasnya merintih sambil berdoa,"OH TUHAN...... AKU HAMPIR SAMPAI...!!!!!" "
"...???"
seperti buah melon
Di sebuah Simposium seorang Profesor Ginekologi mengejutkan para peserta dengan pertanyaannya : "Saya pernah menemukan pasien saya yang memiliki vagina seperti buah melon."
Teman sejawatnya langsung mengangkat tangan dan mengajukan keberatannya : "Bahwa dalam kasus-kasus tertentu kita dapat menjumpai vagina dengan bentuk dan ukuran yang berbeda, tentulah dapat sama-sama kita terima. Namun menurut saya selalu mengada-ngada bila Anda mengatakan pernah menemukan vagina dengan bentuk dan sebesar buah melon."
"Lho, siapa yang berbicara tentang bentuk dan ukuran?" jawab Profesor tadi.
"Saya berbicara tentang rasa!"
Teman sejawatnya langsung mengangkat tangan dan mengajukan keberatannya : "Bahwa dalam kasus-kasus tertentu kita dapat menjumpai vagina dengan bentuk dan ukuran yang berbeda, tentulah dapat sama-sama kita terima. Namun menurut saya selalu mengada-ngada bila Anda mengatakan pernah menemukan vagina dengan bentuk dan sebesar buah melon."
"Lho, siapa yang berbicara tentang bentuk dan ukuran?" jawab Profesor tadi.
"Saya berbicara tentang rasa!"
America
Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
Maria: Here it is.
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
Class: Maria.
Maria: Here it is.
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
Class: Maria.
history about a7x
Avenged Sevenfold is an American rock band from Huntington Beach, California, formed in 1999. The band has achieved mainstream success with their 2005 album City of Evil, which includes singles such as "Burn It Down", "Bat Country," "Beast and the Harlot" and "Seize the Day." The band's success followed with their self-titled album, that includes singles such as "Critical Acclaim", "Almost Easy", "Afterlife", "Scream" and "Dear God".
Avenged Sevenfold emerged with a metalcore sound on their first two albums, but later changed their musical style into a more hard rock approach with City of Evil. The band themselves have received much credit for their worldwide mainstream success and were most notably proclaimed as one of the leaders and key bands in the New Wave of American Heavy Metal and were featured as second place on Ultimate Guitar's Top Ten Bands of the Decade. They are currently in production of their fifth studio album. During the end of 2009 the death of their drummer and founding member, James "The Rev" Sullivan was announced.
Avenged Sevenfold emerged with a metalcore sound on their first two albums, but later changed their musical style into a more hard rock approach with City of Evil. The band themselves have received much credit for their worldwide mainstream success and were most notably proclaimed as one of the leaders and key bands in the New Wave of American Heavy Metal and were featured as second place on Ultimate Guitar's Top Ten Bands of the Decade. They are currently in production of their fifth studio album. During the end of 2009 the death of their drummer and founding member, James "The Rev" Sullivan was announced.
Unholy Confessions - Avenged Sevenfold
I'll try, she said as he walked away.
Try not to lose you.
Two vibrant hearts could change.
Nothing tears the being more than deception,
unmasked fear.
I'll be here waiting tested and secure.
Nothing hurts my world,
just affects the ones around me
When sin's deep in my blood,
you'll be the one to fall.
I wish I could be the one,
the one who won't care at all
But being the one on the stand,
I know the way to go, no one's guiding me.
When time soaked with blood turns its back,
I know it's hard to fall.
Confined in me was your heart
I know it's hurting you, but it's killing me.
Nothing will last in this life,
our time is spent constructing,
now you're perfecting a world... meant to sin.
Constrict your hands around me,
squeeze till I cannot breathe,
this air tastes dead inside me,
contribute to our plague.
Break all your promises,
tear down this steadfast wall,
restraints are useless here,
tasting salvation's near.
Try not to lose you.
Two vibrant hearts could change.
Nothing tears the being more than deception,
unmasked fear.
I'll be here waiting tested and secure.
Nothing hurts my world,
just affects the ones around me
When sin's deep in my blood,
you'll be the one to fall.
I wish I could be the one,
the one who won't care at all
But being the one on the stand,
I know the way to go, no one's guiding me.
When time soaked with blood turns its back,
I know it's hard to fall.
Confined in me was your heart
I know it's hurting you, but it's killing me.
Nothing will last in this life,
our time is spent constructing,
now you're perfecting a world... meant to sin.
Constrict your hands around me,
squeeze till I cannot breathe,
this air tastes dead inside me,
contribute to our plague.
Break all your promises,
tear down this steadfast wall,
restraints are useless here,
tasting salvation's near.
Afterlife - Avenged Sevenfold
Like walking into a dream, so unlike what you’ve seen
so unsure but it seems, ’cause we’ve been waiting for you
Fallen into this place, just giving you a small taste
of your afterlife here so stay, you’ll be back here soon anyway
I see a distant light, but girl this can’t be right
Such a surreal place to see so how did this come to be
Arrived too early
And when I think of all the places I just don’t belong
I’ve come to grips with life and realize this is going too far
I don’t belong here, we gotta move on dear escape from this afterlife
’Cause this time I’m right to move on and on, far away from here
A place of hope and no pain, perfect skies with no rain
Can leave this place but refrain, ’cause we’ve been waiting for you
Fallen into this place, just giving you a small taste
of your afterlife here so stay, you’ll be back here soon anyway
This peace on earth’s not right (with my back against the wall)
No pain or sign of time (I’m much too young to fall)
So out of place don’t wanna stay, I feel wrong and that’s my sign
I’ve made up my mind
Give me your hand but realize I just wanna say goodbye
Please understand I have to leave and carry on my own life
I don’t belong here, I gotta move on dear escape from this afterlife
’Cause this time I’m right to move on and on, far away from here
Got nothing against you and surely I’ll miss you
This place full of peace and light, and I’d hope you might
take me back inside when the time is right
Loved ones back home all crying ’cause they’re already missing me
I pray by the grace of God that there’s somebody listening
Give me a chance to be that person I wanna be
(I am unbroken; I’m choking on this ecstasy)
Oh Lord I’ll try so hard but you gotta let go of me
(Unbreak me, unchain me, I need another chance to live)
I don’t belong here, I gotta move on dear escape from this afterlife
’Cause this time I’m right to move on and on, far away from here
Got nothing against you and surely I’ll miss you
This place full of peace and light, and I’d hope you might
take me back inside when the time is right
so unsure but it seems, ’cause we’ve been waiting for you
Fallen into this place, just giving you a small taste
of your afterlife here so stay, you’ll be back here soon anyway
I see a distant light, but girl this can’t be right
Such a surreal place to see so how did this come to be
Arrived too early
And when I think of all the places I just don’t belong
I’ve come to grips with life and realize this is going too far
I don’t belong here, we gotta move on dear escape from this afterlife
’Cause this time I’m right to move on and on, far away from here
A place of hope and no pain, perfect skies with no rain
Can leave this place but refrain, ’cause we’ve been waiting for you
Fallen into this place, just giving you a small taste
of your afterlife here so stay, you’ll be back here soon anyway
This peace on earth’s not right (with my back against the wall)
No pain or sign of time (I’m much too young to fall)
So out of place don’t wanna stay, I feel wrong and that’s my sign
I’ve made up my mind
Give me your hand but realize I just wanna say goodbye
Please understand I have to leave and carry on my own life
I don’t belong here, I gotta move on dear escape from this afterlife
’Cause this time I’m right to move on and on, far away from here
Got nothing against you and surely I’ll miss you
This place full of peace and light, and I’d hope you might
take me back inside when the time is right
Loved ones back home all crying ’cause they’re already missing me
I pray by the grace of God that there’s somebody listening
Give me a chance to be that person I wanna be
(I am unbroken; I’m choking on this ecstasy)
Oh Lord I’ll try so hard but you gotta let go of me
(Unbreak me, unchain me, I need another chance to live)
I don’t belong here, I gotta move on dear escape from this afterlife
’Cause this time I’m right to move on and on, far away from here
Got nothing against you and surely I’ll miss you
This place full of peace and light, and I’d hope you might
take me back inside when the time is right
Bat Country - Avenged Sevenfold
He who makes a beast out of himself, gets rid of the pain of being a man
Caught here in a fiery blaze, won't lose my will to stay.
I trie-ie-ied to drive all through the night,
the heat stroke ridden weather, the barren empty sights.
No oasis here to see, the sand is singing deathless words to me.
[Chorus:]
Can't you help me as I'm startin' to burn (all alone).
Too many doses and I'm starting to get an attraction.
My confidence is leaving me on my own (all alone).
No one can save me and you know I don't want the attention.
As Ie-ie-ie adjust to my new sights the rarely tired lights will take me to new heights.
My hand is on the trigger I'm ready to ignite.
Tomorrow might not make it but everything's all right.
Mental fiction follows me; show me what it's like to be set free.
[Chorus]
So sorry you're not here I've been sane too long my vision's so unclear.
Now take a trip with me but don't be surprised when things aren't what they seem.
Caught here in a fiery blaze, won't lose my will to stay.
These eyes won't see the same, after I flip today.
Sometimes I don't know why we'd rather live than die,
we look up towards the sky for answers to our lives.
We may get some solutions but most just pass us by,
don't want your absolution cause I can't make it right.
I'll make a beast out of myself, gets rid of all the pain of being a man.
Kamis, 29 April 2010
Blinded In Chains- avenged sevenfold
And we're at it again, I turn around another fucking war, man
I don't know where to begin, but I'll start with the radical leaders
Their steps we're followin'
Running, don't go back and fight, too many you'll lose
(And as clowns you follow suit behind the blood between the red and white and blue
But it's too deep for you to see and everyone eventually will take the step
Cause it's in sight you take the left I'll take the right
I fell the hate you've built for me and I say pay attention baby)
As they thank the Lord the blind can't see
Like a plague fed to the brain, deadly disease
But it wasn't a sin, a sorry life judging in every action
And as they're feeding your mind with this shit you forget
How to speak, how to ask all the questions
The business at hand tonight, make the people choose
(I see another side in you but there's not much more I can do from on the outside looking in your government
Is listenin' to push you on the story of immortal father mortal son give them your mind
And all your wealth the cycle will rebirth itself)
If they had it their way, I'd burn in Hell and your future's a fuckin' disaster, can't you see
Don't give them all the power when your future's in desperate trouble, baby
As they thank the Lord the blind can't see
Like a plague fed to the brain, deadly disease
I'd run away tonight with my mind still intact, you gotta make it alright
Easier said than done with no place to hide and having no place to...
Running away from condition, I see you but you're running away from
Your scared, seducive system
Most would claim I live a lie when pointed out it's easy to predict these things
Every color has it's side (I have a side), they live together vote and most embrace the same dark ties
Please help us, please save us, of course they have control we're all the same
Up on the cross, crucified their problem, drove the nail and let Him rot
Family and friends, it won't matter in the end I'm sure they'll understand
Now look at the world and see how the humans bleed
As I sit up here and wonder 'bout tonight you sold your mind, body and soul
Looking at the fields so green I know this sounds obscene
I see you're living for tomorrow but decisions you have made will leave you empty
As they thank the Lord the blind can't see
Like a plague fed to the brain, deadly disease
I'd run away tonight with my mind still intact, you gotta make it alright
Easier said than done with no place to hide and having no place to...
Ruuuuunnnnnnn...
You've fallen asleep in denial
Look at the way we're dyin'
How it ends I'll never know
Just live your life blind like me
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8 Jenis test dalam Psikologi
1. Intelligence test
2. Aptitude test
3. Achievement test
4. Creativity test
5. Personality test
6. Interest inventories
7. Behavioral procedures
8. Neuropsychological tests
2. Aptitude test
3. Achievement test
4. Creativity test
5. Personality test
6. Interest inventories
7. Behavioral procedures
8. Neuropsychological tests
Klasifikasi IQ menurut Wechsler
Very Superior -----> 130 ke atas
Superior -----> 120 - 129
Bright Normal -----> 110 - 119
Average -----> 90 - 109
Dull Normal -----> 80 - 89
Borderline -----> 70 - 79
Mental Deffective -----> 69 ke bawah
Superior -----> 120 - 129
Bright Normal -----> 110 - 119
Average -----> 90 - 109
Dull Normal -----> 80 - 89
Borderline -----> 70 - 79
Mental Deffective -----> 69 ke bawah
No cause of death for Avenged Sevenfold drummer Jimmy Sullivan; toxicology test ordered
The Orange County coroner's office said Tuesday night that an autopsy of Avenged Sevenfold drummer Jimmy "The Rev" Sullivan was inconclusive and that more tests would be performed to determine a cause of death.
Sullivan, 28, was found dead Monday at his home in Huntington Beach. Police in that city said there were no signs of foul play. The coroner ordered toxicology and other lab tests, which is fairly common in cases where a cause of death is not apparent.
Sullivan was born Feb. 9, 1981, and befriended the future members of the group, whose name often is short-handed as A7X, while they were in high school together.
"It is with great sadness and heavy hearts that we tell you of the passing today of Jimmy 'The Rev' Sullivan," the other four band members said in a statement posted Tuesday on the group's website. "Jimmy was not only one of the world's best drummers, but more importantly he was our best friend and brother. Our thoughts and prayers go out to Jimmy's family and we hope that you will respect their privacy during this difficult time."
Early this decade, the group built a strong local following playing in clubs and releasing recordings on small, independent record labels. A7X established a national audience with the 2005 release of its major-label debut for Warner Bros. Records, "City of Evil," which has sold just shy of 1 million copies in the United States, according to Nielsen SoundScan.
Sullivan, 28, was found dead Monday at his home in Huntington Beach. Police in that city said there were no signs of foul play. The coroner ordered toxicology and other lab tests, which is fairly common in cases where a cause of death is not apparent.
Sullivan was born Feb. 9, 1981, and befriended the future members of the group, whose name often is short-handed as A7X, while they were in high school together.
"It is with great sadness and heavy hearts that we tell you of the passing today of Jimmy 'The Rev' Sullivan," the other four band members said in a statement posted Tuesday on the group's website. "Jimmy was not only one of the world's best drummers, but more importantly he was our best friend and brother. Our thoughts and prayers go out to Jimmy's family and we hope that you will respect their privacy during this difficult time."
Early this decade, the group built a strong local following playing in clubs and releasing recordings on small, independent record labels. A7X established a national audience with the 2005 release of its major-label debut for Warner Bros. Records, "City of Evil," which has sold just shy of 1 million copies in the United States, according to Nielsen SoundScan.
Lost - Avenged Sevenfold
Centuries passed and still the same
War in our blood, some things never change
Fighting for land and personal gain
better your life, justify our pain
The end is knocking
The end is knocking
We've all been lost for most of this life
(lost for most of this life)
Everywhere we turn more hatred surrounds us
And I know that most of us just ain't right
(most of us just ain't right)
Following the wrong steps, being led by pride
How many lives will we take
How many hearts destined to break
Nowhere to run, can't escape
Full of ourselves, tied to our fate
The end is knocking
The end is knocking, yeah
We've all been lost for most of this life
(lost for most of this life)
Everywhere we turn more hatred surrounds us
And I know that most of us just ain't right
(most of us just ain't right)
Following the wrong steps, being led by pride
With peace of mind so hard to find
We're dwelling on the drastic signs
Another way to numb our mind
And as you close your eyes tonight
and pray for a better life
you'll see it flying helplessly away
We've all been lost for most of this life
(lost for most of this life)
Everywhere we turn more hatred surrounds us
And I know that most of us just ain't right
(most of us just ain't right)
Following the wrong steps, being led by pride
War in our blood, some things never change
Fighting for land and personal gain
better your life, justify our pain
The end is knocking
The end is knocking
We've all been lost for most of this life
(lost for most of this life)
Everywhere we turn more hatred surrounds us
And I know that most of us just ain't right
(most of us just ain't right)
Following the wrong steps, being led by pride
How many lives will we take
How many hearts destined to break
Nowhere to run, can't escape
Full of ourselves, tied to our fate
The end is knocking
The end is knocking, yeah
We've all been lost for most of this life
(lost for most of this life)
Everywhere we turn more hatred surrounds us
And I know that most of us just ain't right
(most of us just ain't right)
Following the wrong steps, being led by pride
With peace of mind so hard to find
We're dwelling on the drastic signs
Another way to numb our mind
And as you close your eyes tonight
and pray for a better life
you'll see it flying helplessly away
We've all been lost for most of this life
(lost for most of this life)
Everywhere we turn more hatred surrounds us
And I know that most of us just ain't right
(most of us just ain't right)
Following the wrong steps, being led by pride
Dear God "avenged sevenfold"
A lonely road, crossed another cold state line
Miles away from those I love
Hope is hard to find
While I recall all the words you spoke to me
Can't help but wish that I was there
And where I'd love to be, oh yeah
Dear God the only thing I ask of you
Is to hold her when I'm not around
When I'm much too far away
We all need that person who can be true to you
But I left her when I found her
And now I wish I'd stayed
'Cause I'm lonely and I'm tired
I'm missing you again, oh no
Once again
There's nothing here for me on this barren road
There's no one here while the city sleeps
And all the shops are closed
Can't help but think of the times I've had with you
Pictures and some memories will have to help me through, oh yeah
Dear God the only thing I ask of you is
To hold her when I'm not around,
When I'm much too far away
We all need that person who can be true to you
I left her when I found her
And now I wish I'd stayed
'Cause I'm lonely and I'm tired
I'm missing you again oh no
Once again
Some search, never finding a way
Before long, they waste away
I found you, something told me to stay
I gave in, to selfish ways
And how I miss someone to hold
When hope begins to fade...
A lonely road, crossed another cold state line
Miles away from those I love
Hope is hard to find
Dear God the only thing I ask of you is
To hold her when I'm not around,
When I'm much too far away
We all need the person who can be true to you
I left her when I found her
And now I wish I'd stayed
'Cause I'm lonely and I'm tired
I'm missing you again oh no
Once again
Miles away from those I love
Hope is hard to find
While I recall all the words you spoke to me
Can't help but wish that I was there
And where I'd love to be, oh yeah
Dear God the only thing I ask of you
Is to hold her when I'm not around
When I'm much too far away
We all need that person who can be true to you
But I left her when I found her
And now I wish I'd stayed
'Cause I'm lonely and I'm tired
I'm missing you again, oh no
Once again
There's nothing here for me on this barren road
There's no one here while the city sleeps
And all the shops are closed
Can't help but think of the times I've had with you
Pictures and some memories will have to help me through, oh yeah
Dear God the only thing I ask of you is
To hold her when I'm not around,
When I'm much too far away
We all need that person who can be true to you
I left her when I found her
And now I wish I'd stayed
'Cause I'm lonely and I'm tired
I'm missing you again oh no
Once again
Some search, never finding a way
Before long, they waste away
I found you, something told me to stay
I gave in, to selfish ways
And how I miss someone to hold
When hope begins to fade...
A lonely road, crossed another cold state line
Miles away from those I love
Hope is hard to find
Dear God the only thing I ask of you is
To hold her when I'm not around,
When I'm much too far away
We all need the person who can be true to you
I left her when I found her
And now I wish I'd stayed
'Cause I'm lonely and I'm tired
I'm missing you again oh no
Once again
seize the day- avenged sevenfold
Seize the day or die regretting the time you lost
It's empty and cold without you here, too many people to ache over
I see my vision burn, I feel my memories fade with time
But I'm too young to worry
These's streets we traveled on will undergo our same lost past
I found you here, now please just stay for a while
I can move on with you around
I hand you my mortal life, but will it be forever?
I'll do anything for a smile, holding you 'til our time is done
We both know the day will come, but I don't want to leave you
I see my vision burn, I feel my memories fade with time
But I'm too young to worry
(a melody, a memory, or just one PICTURE)
Seize the day or die regretting the time you lost
It's empty and cold without you here, too many people to ache over
Newborn life replacing all of us, changing this fable we live in
No longer needed here so where do we go?
Will you take a journey tonight, follow me past the walls of death?
But girl, what if there is no eternal life?
I see my vision burn, I feel my memories fade with time
But I'm too young to worry
(a melody, a memory, or just one PICTURE)
Seize the day or die regretting the time You lost
It's empty and cold without you here, too many people to ache over
Trials in life, questions of us existing here
Don't wanna die alone without you here
Please tell me what we have is real
(guitar solo)
So what if I never hold you, yeah, or kiss your lips again? Whooooah
So I never want to leave you and the memories OF us to see
I beg don't leave me
Seize the day or die regretting the time You lost
It's empty and cold without you here, too many people to ache over
Trials in life, questions of us existing here
Don't wanna die alone without you here
Please tell me what we have is real
(Silence, you lost me-- no chance for one more day)
(Silence, you lost me-- no chance for one more day)
(I stand here alone
Falling away from you, no chance to get back home) x2
(Silence, you lost me-- no chance for one more day)
(Silence, you lost me-- no chance for one more day)
It's empty and cold without you here, too many people to ache over
I see my vision burn, I feel my memories fade with time
But I'm too young to worry
These's streets we traveled on will undergo our same lost past
I found you here, now please just stay for a while
I can move on with you around
I hand you my mortal life, but will it be forever?
I'll do anything for a smile, holding you 'til our time is done
We both know the day will come, but I don't want to leave you
I see my vision burn, I feel my memories fade with time
But I'm too young to worry
(a melody, a memory, or just one PICTURE)
Seize the day or die regretting the time you lost
It's empty and cold without you here, too many people to ache over
Newborn life replacing all of us, changing this fable we live in
No longer needed here so where do we go?
Will you take a journey tonight, follow me past the walls of death?
But girl, what if there is no eternal life?
I see my vision burn, I feel my memories fade with time
But I'm too young to worry
(a melody, a memory, or just one PICTURE)
Seize the day or die regretting the time You lost
It's empty and cold without you here, too many people to ache over
Trials in life, questions of us existing here
Don't wanna die alone without you here
Please tell me what we have is real
(guitar solo)
So what if I never hold you, yeah, or kiss your lips again? Whooooah
So I never want to leave you and the memories OF us to see
I beg don't leave me
Seize the day or die regretting the time You lost
It's empty and cold without you here, too many people to ache over
Trials in life, questions of us existing here
Don't wanna die alone without you here
Please tell me what we have is real
(Silence, you lost me-- no chance for one more day)
(Silence, you lost me-- no chance for one more day)
(I stand here alone
Falling away from you, no chance to get back home) x2
(Silence, you lost me-- no chance for one more day)
(Silence, you lost me-- no chance for one more day)
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